Thats right, thanks to some of the newest server and interweb technologies the Vtines website is now 11 billionty times faster than before. The same craptastic line-ups delivered to your eyeballs quicker than you can say “occupy uranus”.

Actually, scratch that – we’ve got some pretty awesome effing stuff coming up in the next month or so.

Now get out of that tent and come get a drink! #99percentproblem

You’re welcome.